Stuff animal sex

A list was published several months describing weird animal sex habits. However, there are several animals that take eroticism, strange and revolutionary sex to entirely new levels. Argonaut octopuses are highly sexed sea animals, but personally, they never experience stuff animal sex sex act itself. That is, because they favor tele-sex.

You see, the deep sea anglersfish lives at the bottom of the sea, and is covered not with typical scales, but with a coat of black, leathery material, or a ghostly white skin. But that is just the beginning. The Argentine masked duck inhabits mountain lakes in South America, and looks like any other waterfowl, at least at a glance. In fact, it possesses assets that are nothing short of extraordinary. Masked ducks are among the few birds with an actual penis, but they definitely make up for all the other birds on Earth.

Male African mouthbrooder cichlids never have typical sex. That is because they do it orally. These finned felatio practitioners approach a female who carries the eggs in her mouth. When the female opens her mouth, the male sprays the eggs in her mouth with sperm, fertilizing them. The female hippopotamus takes some serious crap from her suitors. In fact, they are asking for it. In order to impress a female, the male hippo not only approaches her with a display of size and strength, but does some absolutely outrageous dirty dancing to affirm his point.

In order to choose a mate, the female stands still as the male splashes and then showers her with massive amounts of . Female red phalaropes have bright colors, while males are dull, and unlike many other birds, take multiple partners in a nesting season. Seahorses mate in a manner similar to many other animals. Seahorse females implant their eggs into a male, where they combine with the sperm and are fertilized. After mating, the female leaves the male alone to carry the eggs in his specially developed pouch, becoming pregnant as they grow into up to 200 miniature seahorses. At this point, the male will give birth to the babies.

It is actually surprisingly simple really, but incredible to consider. Many animals, such as porcupines would put the standards of monks and nuns to the test. Mating lasts a short time, and occurs only once a year before separating. However, African Lions engage in a sex marathon of olympic proportions that would put almost any other creature in the dust. Whiptail Lizards are a species that is composed entirely of females. They reproduce in an even more astonishing manner.

Rather than mating, or possessing both sets of organs like snails, whiptail lizards produce clones of themselves. However, this must be a fairly recent development, as the mating ritual is required to stimulate egg production for development of the clone. Male Goats, are, well, fairly horny. For starters, they have their headgear, and then the other definition of the word.

But sometimes female goats seem to feel that the boys need a little bit of encouragement. In such cases, female goats will mount one another and engage in acts that could have been taken straight from lesbian love literature, presumably to provoke the males into pursuing sex with them. Follow us on Facebook or subscribe to our daily or weekly newsletter so you don’t miss out on our latest lists. Listverse is a Trademark of Listverse Ltd. Established in Tampa in 1997, St. Francis Animal Rescue is an all volunteer, nonprofit organization dedicated to improving the lives of homeless cats and dogs by providing placement in suitable, forever homes.

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