Haloween costume sex

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What do you call a cheesy halloween dance? Why couldn’t the witch have children? Her husband had a hallow weenie. Thank goodness for Halloween, all of a sudden, cobwebs in my house are decorations! I’ll be your trick if you’ll be my treat. When do ghouls and goblins cook their victims? What do you call a Halloween boner?

What do you call a hot dog with nothing inside it? Did you hear about the wild party at the haunted house? How do you write a book about halloween? What do the movies Halloween and Shrek have in common?

I’m going to celebrate Halloween the same way I always do by murdering a bunch of teens by the lake. Two monsters went to a Halloween party. Suddenly one said to the other, “A lady just rolled her eyes at me. The other monster replied, “Be a gentleman and roll them back to her. Q: Why was the girl afraid of the vampire? A: He was all bite and no bark.

Q: Where does Count Dracula usually eat his lunch? Q: What does a vampire never order at a restaurant? Q: Why didn’t the vampire bite Taylor Swift? A: Because she had bad blood.

Q: Why do vampires need mouthwash? Q: How many vampires are in this room? A: I dont know, I cant Count Draculas. Q: What does a vampire fear most? Q: What’s a vampire’s favorite fast food?

Q: Why did Dracula take cold medicine? Q: What is a vampire’s favorite mode of transportation? Q: Why did the Vampire read the Wall Street Journal? A: He heard it had great circulation. Q: What is a vampires favorite holiday?